We are now just wasting time here in Portland. We have been encamped here waiting to sign some paperwork related to a property sale. Every morning, we get a call or email assuring us that everything looks like a go for the next day. Every afternoon, we get a call saying there is one more glitch to be worked out. This has been going off and on for a month now. Anyway, here are our go-to time-wasters just in case you wonder how we fill up the hours between the more exciting stuff.